I'll just leave this here Wednesday, March 31, 2010 | comments
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"Serial Bus is a place for me to dump interesting links that I find."
"Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo."
"And why are you worried about clothing? Observe how the lilies of the field grow; they do not toil nor do they spin, yet I say to you that not even Solomon in all his glory clothed himself like one of these. But if God so clothes the grass of the field, which is alive today and tomorrow is thrown into the furnace, will He not much more clothe you? You of little faith!"So get to drawing! Draw Solomon in all his glory. Or flowers not toiling or spinning.
(Theme Park | Schaumburg, IL, USA)This comes up a lot at my job too. You can have a maximum of 2 people per bedroom in an apartment and occasionally, I'll have people with a child that want to move into a one bedroom. I explain the policy and how there is a max of two people in that floor plan and they'll say "but she's only 3" and I'll say "she's still a person."
(I am seating guests for a ride.)
Me: “Sir, I’m sorry but we can only fit two riders in a seat and four in a car.”
Guest: “It’s alright, the baby can sit in my lap.”
Me: “Sir, I apologize, but we don’t allow lap sitting either. It’s dangerous for the baby. The lap bar can seriously injure her if we had to do an emergency stop on the ride.”
Guest: “Wait, so you’re telling me that she counts as a person?”
"After 12 months, monthly service charge goes to 114.99 for months 13-24.