I always enjoy going through the keywords that bring new visitors to my site. I've found that Serial Bus was a good name for generating search results. Every time I mention a video game, I get people looking for a serial [number] a.k.a. CD Key so they can play the pirated version of the video game they downloaded.
Brian mentioned that naming his blog "My Stories" brings him visitors looking for "funny stories". This lead me to run another experiment on google, naming my photo of the day blog http://photo-of-the-day-blog.blogspot.com to hopefully capitalise on people looking for photoblogs since google counts title when determining rank.
That all being said, I still get people looking for strange things and ending up on one of my sites. Examples:
mikehulsebus.com
used minnow tanks for sale
does gene keady wear a wig?
a pretty girl who is polish
bamn tasty
cat blowing out candles
centaur on a bicycle
something to look at
serial bus
crochet baby sack
irrational number joke
how to cry photoshop
headon wax
oh my stradivarius
yell at the tv
dump bus porn you tube
duck feeling
crotch,sell
bus where can live
i need to borrow 2600.00 now
pic crying on the bus
مسلسل صدام حسين
vaginal discharge aerial picture video [what the heck post did this find?]
this training will help me
tarp fantasy
You'd probably get more hits if you titled it "Naked" Serial Bus ;)
ReplyDeleteyour a faggot
ReplyDeleteOf all the places to find instead of the sims 3 cd key
ReplyDeleteWow just great! GREAT! you really suck
ReplyDeleteHey thanks for the CD-Key, works great ;) <3
ReplyDeletefucking douchebag dont fuck people around
ReplyDeleteyou really suck...
ReplyDeleteWhere is the CD-KEY?!? MAGGOT
ReplyDeleteJust to point out that the pirated version just came out. It's unlikely that anyone has cracked it yet, but then again I haven't looked for it. Maybe you'll have more luck once it's actually out
ReplyDeleteThe pirated version has been out for over two weeks.
ReplyDeleteThough it apparently doesn't come with a no patch or disk image? Kinda bizarre.
ReplyDeletewould love to come to your house and fuck up your whole family, You cum drinking son of a bitch. How about you pull that dick out of your ass and get me a cd-key... You got 24 hrs or i will come to your house and leave a burning bag of shit on your door step....GET TO WORK YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLolz! You should get some google advertising or something make some money off this! nice, you got me! :) To everyone with a negetive attitude, oh boo-hoo! one of your search results didn't give you the results you wanted. For me this was better than what I was looking for XD. But seriously, google advertising, good money for doing nothing except running a little site like this :)
ReplyDeleteChris shut up your prob takeing it in the ass from him, u damn queer.
ReplyDeleteI think some of these "Anonymous" comments may very well describe the internet as a whole. Chalk this up as another reason not to allow anonymous commenting :)
ReplyDeleteSomebody can give a cd-key?
ReplyDelete@kiel
ReplyDeleteYeah, but from my other sites I've come to realize that if you turn off anonymous commenting, you're effectively turning off commenting period. People are lazy and you don't want to put too many barriers between them and feedback.
Gosh dude! Got me happy for nothing , oh and very smart btw =)
ReplyDeleteAss hole... stop fucking up!!!!
ReplyDeleteProduct key???
ReplyDeleteYou are cute. But you make me a sad panda.
ReplyDeletewell thanks a lot......not! you shouldnt mess people around like that!
ReplyDeleteBRAVO!! You got me, love the idea.
ReplyDeleteTo all the negative folk: If you think you wasted time coming here, why do you waste even more time posting a comment?
Your a faggot
ReplyDeletenice.
ReplyDeletefuck you.
good idea.
you suck.
eat shit and die....
you really suck. really. all i did was loose the case and got a new computer, and you pull this shit. thank you so much. this is the what, 19th website ive tried. thank you so much. you are a real doushbag.
ReplyDeletelol it works! thnx a lot!!!
ReplyDeleteyou sir are a FUCKTARD
ReplyDeleteI don't like you
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