No one else on the internet cares that you have work that day

I've noticed something a lot recently. Someone will post an announcement like "Amazing Band has a concert on August 28th" or "Convention dates set for September 1st" and then someone will undoubtedly post something like "NOOOOOOOO! I can't believe I have to work that day!" or "That's the day after my birthday!"

Here's a more extreme example.

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