"Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo."
So far I like "Police appeal for help in identifying man who was run over by bus last night. Initial reports suggest he's probably someone's flat-mate" best.
[to review: these aren't actual headlines; they're the headlines that Fark uses to link to newsstories]
Today Zooey got stuck behind the water heater and Karen had to call maintenance so they could disconnect the entire water heater so she could get free. Zooey howled a lot and now is dirty and has wet paws.
Allie put this one on Twitter. This newspaper's front page featured a guy that was decorating in one photo and stealing a wallet in another. http://www.newsdesigner.com/archives/002845.php