"But you must be thinking to yourself, "How can the letters be delivered after the Rapture?" The answer is simple. The creators of this site are Atheists. That's right, we don't believe in God. How else would we be able to deliver your correspondence after the Rapture?"And if you don't wanna mail a letter, they have Told You So cards, It's Not Too Late cards, and Bibles to send.
If you want immediate delivery, you can pay $800 for a Class III message.
The Class III message is delivered immediately after the Rapture, so expect delivery in as little as one day, depending on the transportation options available to those rejected from the Kingdom of God.