They should move by the Ypsi water tower
Spiegel Online has a story about objectophiles, people that are into objects.
"It was then that he fell head over heels 'into an emotionally and physically very complex and deep relationship, which lasted for years.' His partner back then was a Hammond organ -- he has now been in a steady relationship with a steam locomotive for several years. Since he is particularly aroused by the inner workings of technical objects, repair jobs have often led to infidelity in the past. 'A love affair could very well begin with a broken radiator,' the now monogamous lover says, remembering how his earlier affairs began."[via boingboing]