Hey, why not drink soda off the floor?
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Edit: Also, Karen suggested that this was perhaps someone doing a voiceover, but the exact same video plays on their website.
I am going to make a product called the SmartCrazyStraw that you use to suck spilled liquids right off the floor. Only $1! And you call now I'll give you 2 for the price of one (just pay separate processing and handling).