"Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo."
Someone redid Super Mario Brothers so that you can play as any of 6 Nintendo characters using the controls from the regular games. Here I am as Mega Man in world 1-1. Play it for yourself at: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534416
80's singer Tiffany and Greg Brady in a Syfy movie where people kick piranhas jumping at them? I will gladly DVR and fast forward through this to the worst parts.
Edit: maybe this isn't SyFy? Website suggests it may be some straight-to-DVD movie
Look at this. It is a raccoon standing with a knife on his belt with a rocket launcher checking the time on his wristwatch. And he's got stuff for roasting marshmallows on the ground.
It's from a legitimately-trying old (unofficial) Dungeons and Dragons book where there are antigrav motorcycles and dragons that coexist. In addition to "Raccoon, Talking" you can be an armored mantis or tree demon.
SomethingAwful has 15 pages of probably NSFW awesomeness
