Best picture you will see on the internet all week
Look at this. It is a raccoon standing with a knife on his belt with a rocket launcher checking the time on his wristwatch. And he's got stuff for roasting marshmallows on the ground.
It's from a legitimately-trying old (unofficial) Dungeons and Dragons book where there are antigrav motorcycles and dragons that coexist. In addition to "Raccoon, Talking" you can be an armored mantis or tree demon.
SomethingAwful has 15 pages of probably NSFW awesomeness