Today, my history teacher was explaining about this poet named Waldo who struggled to find himself. My friend and I started cracking up. I don't think anyone elso got it. MLIA.
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Today, on the bus, my glasses lens fell out like it had been repeatedly for the past couple days. The guy sitting next to me immediatley waved a pencil and said "oculis repairo". The lens hasn't fallen out again since. MLIA
Today my professor told us that the President of our college was once kicked out of college. Why? He and his frat brothers put their house dog through college--writing papers and taking exams for it. The dog was a junior before he was caught. Best. President. Ever. MLIA
Recently, I read through a notebook of my boyfriend's from second grade. When asked "What would you do if you were president?" he said "I would hypnotize all the people and take their Pokemon cards." I love him a little bit more now. MLIA
Today I found out that the voice actor of Optimus Prime (Peter Cullens) also did the voice for Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh. In my opinion, Optimus Prime just became so much more badass. MLIA
Today, I was eating pringles when I noticed the 200 average per can. I actually counted and saw 201. I felt above average, until I dropped the last chip on the floor.Well played fate, well played. MLIA