My Life is Whimsical would be a more apt title
Since GivesMeHope has been failing me recently with its un-proofread posts [someone recently sent an "angle" to someone], I present to you a series of posts from: My Life is Average.
#497644
Today, my history teacher was explaining about this poet named Waldo who struggled to find himself. My friend and I started cracking up. I don't think anyone elso got it. MLIA.
#501352
from MyLifeIsAverage | MyLifeIsAverage
Today, on the bus, my glasses lens fell out like it had been repeatedly for the past couple days. The guy sitting next to me immediatley waved a pencil and said "oculis repairo". The lens hasn't fallen out again since. MLIA
#517221
Today my professor told us that the President of our college was once kicked out of college. Why? He and his frat brothers put their house dog through college--writing papers and taking exams for it. The dog was a junior before he was caught. Best. President. Ever. MLIA
#503011
Recently, I read through a notebook of my boyfriend's from second grade. When asked "What would you do if you were president?" he said "I would hypnotize all the people and take their Pokemon cards." I love him a little bit more now. MLIA
#509066
Today I found out that the voice actor of Optimus Prime (Peter Cullens) also did the voice for Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh. In my opinion, Optimus Prime just became so much more badass. MLIA
#524964
Today, I was eating pringles when I noticed the 200 average per can. I actually counted and saw 201. I felt above average, until I dropped the last chip on the floor.Well played fate, well played. MLIA
#497644
Today, my history teacher was explaining about this poet named Waldo who struggled to find himself. My friend and I started cracking up. I don't think anyone elso got it. MLIA.
#501352
from MyLifeIsAverage | MyLifeIsAverage
Today, on the bus, my glasses lens fell out like it had been repeatedly for the past couple days. The guy sitting next to me immediatley waved a pencil and said "oculis repairo". The lens hasn't fallen out again since. MLIA
#517221
Today my professor told us that the President of our college was once kicked out of college. Why? He and his frat brothers put their house dog through college--writing papers and taking exams for it. The dog was a junior before he was caught. Best. President. Ever. MLIA
#503011
Recently, I read through a notebook of my boyfriend's from second grade. When asked "What would you do if you were president?" he said "I would hypnotize all the people and take their Pokemon cards." I love him a little bit more now. MLIA
#509066
Today I found out that the voice actor of Optimus Prime (Peter Cullens) also did the voice for Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh. In my opinion, Optimus Prime just became so much more badass. MLIA
#524964
Today, I was eating pringles when I noticed the 200 average per can. I actually counted and saw 201. I felt above average, until I dropped the last chip on the floor.Well played fate, well played. MLIA
September 11, 2009 at 3:12 PM
those all make me giggle. Thanks
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September 11, 2009 at 4:36 PM
I love reading that site as well... But none of those thing are "Average."
Something average: I went to work today. Someone was parked in my spot. So I parked somewhere else. MLIA
They should change the name.
Ps. I think I read a comment of yours on People of Walmart... Walmart Wedding? top
September 12, 2009 at 11:47 AM
A friend suggested they change it to My Life is Awesome.
And, nope, though I've read through people of walmart (and will eventually make a post for it), I haven't commented.
Also, hey Rod! top