Updates about everyone's favorite resident
Maintenance has been informed that satellites are watching everything. Therefore, one of the maintenance guys needs to tell "his people" to stop freezing the locks on her car doors. There was also this exchange:
:You can't park your car here. It is a fire lane and your neighbors will have a hard time getting out of their spots. Please park in your reserved space.
:I have this permit to park here (pulls permit from car)
:That's not one of our permits
:Then how did it get it my car!
And another evening she pushed the buttons to turn off every circuit breaker in her place on purpose and then called emergency maintenance saying she had no power. They realized what had happened and told her to just push the buttons to turn them back on (it really is as simple as pressing a button). She said she tried that but it was too hard and then she threatened to call 911 if they didn't come out that instant to fix it.