Like a proton torpedo into a thermal exhaust port
"[At a wedding in Italy] the bride and groom had hired a small plane to fly past and throw the bouquet to a line of women guests, Corriere della Sera reported. However, the flowers were sucked into the plane's engine causing it to catch fire and explode."[full article]
It's not every day I get the chance to hastily photoshop together Magic cards and someone else's wedding photography.